Probability drive indicates we have reached NORMALITY*.

* Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - I was a fan before it became a film and I too, have a brain the size of a planet!




Indicators of normality after the Festive Season:

• No tree in the living room!


• Being able to see the coffee table as the pile of nibbles is consolidated into one container and a Quality Street Tin.


• Having cereal for breakfast ( as opposed to a brunch style feast, coissants etc)


• The churning feeling in your stomach as you wake up remembering that there is a purpose to your day, rather than mearly having fun.


• The sadness in your heart as you realised that mearly having fun does actually take some skill, although is a wonderful way to spend your days and you are going to miss it.


• The hope in your heart as you resolve to make Having Fun a 'thing to do' on your 'To Do' list.


• Resolving to do Tesco on line in a much more organised way this year, no more running out of milk or bread!


• Getting a bit niggly when someone stops you doing the thing you were doing, because you know you are going to run out of time very soon.


• A desire to transfer appointments into your new diary/ filofax or handheld!
• ...and many more that you can think of I'm sure

Oh yeah...and going to Dunhelm Mill to be reassured that the material is STILL missing, so would I like to choose another and then to suggest to the assistant that maybe they phone the store it was being sent from ( Crewe) to see if they can track it, which gives them a tracker number so they can phone the distribition depot to check if it is still there.

Then showing her the altenative and being told that it might be more expensive than my original choice and reminding her that I am not paying for them as they are remakes - NO LADY, I AM NOT!!!

They have until Monday evening to track the original stuff or go ahead with the new one and ring me to let me know either way.

Normal or NEW normal... you decide! :)